Hurricane Florence Coverage

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NEWS 3/14/09 8:13pm

Terrible weather is terrible...

By pendulumopinions

Elon must have forgotten to send its check to the rain gods. This is the first time I can remember that the weather's been lousy during as big of an event as orientation.

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NEWS 3/14/09 7:53pm

Brian Williams!

By pendulumopinions

At Colonnades around noon, a broadcasting sasquach walked right by, barely saying a word and fully intent on carrying chocolate milk out of the dining hall.

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NEWS 3/13/09 1:41am

Everything you'll ever need to know until tomorrow.

By pendulumopinions

Today was just like any other day, a tycoon was called out on swindling thousands out of billions, Congress was surly, a forced relationship came to an end, the slap-fight between the U.S.

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NEWS 3/11/09 9:04pm

The cage or the whip?

By pendulumopinions

Two issues involving incarceration arose today that are, inexplicably, related. One, involves the despicable Bernie Madoff's expected guilty plea for criminal charges related to his estimated $65 billion fake investment scheme.

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NEWS 3/11/09 2:46pm

Low prices we can believe in

By pendulumopinions

Wal-Mart, that whipping dog that dares to give most of the American people what they want, is now stepping on Obama's toes.

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NEWS 3/10/09 10:26pm

Nestor out as Elon men's basketball coach

By pendulumopinions

Monday afternoon marked the end of Ernie Nestor's tenure as Elon men's basketball coach. He was at the university for six years. In his career, Nestor compiled a 67-117 record.

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NEWS 3/10/09 6:00pm

Monkey business

By pendulumopinions

What does it say about the western world when it's outsmarted by a chimpanzee? Sure, we wear pants, drive cars and lewdly groom ourselves in private, but just how much superior are we to our simian pals?

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NEWS 3/6/09 11:25pm

Who bungles the Watchmen?

By pendulumopinions

Is the tacky adaptation of a holy grail of geekdom particularly pertinent given the grave dangers facing the real world?

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NEWS 3/5/09 11:30pm

For the man who has everything...

By pendulumopinions

This is old news, I know.

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NEWS 3/4/09 9:38pm

A Rush of stupid to the head

By pendulumopinions

What do you get when the media is bored with covering the economy and world affairs, the White House wants to kick its policies through the door as quickly as possible and demagogues on both sides of the fence have their sleeves rolled up, fisticuffs twirling in the air? If you guessed a stupid feud between Rush Limbaugh and the Democrats, then you win!

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NEWS 3/4/09 3:12pm

FCC? Competence?

By pendulumopinions

Julius Genachowski, while sounding like the type of guy who would still occasionally misspells his name, is about to become a unpronounceable household name. But only in the households of communications majors.

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NEWS 3/4/09 6:11am

Putin' it right back in our faces

By pendulumopinions

-Morgan Little As the first post in the Opinions blog, it only makes sense for this to be a quick discourse dashed off in the wee hours of the night.

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NEWS 1/2/70 3:00am

CAMPUS VOICES: Combating racism requires breaking from the Elon bubble

By Trevor Dolan

As many of you know, there have been many accounts of racial discrimination and violence surfacing in the past few years.

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NEWS 1/1/70 11:00am

CAMPUS VOICES: Take the time to be green to help save the lives of coral reefs

By Molly Baker

When you hear the word climate change what do you think of? Do you just brush it off because your tired of hearing about it?

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NEWS 1/1/70 11:00am

LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Students stand in solidarity with students who have been made to feel vulnerable

 

Editor's note: The absence of someone's signature below does not necessarily indicate one's lack of support for this statement. 

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NEWS 12/13/01 3:45pm

Second time around: Women’s basketball familiar with coach’s style now

By Andrew Wilson

A year ago, the Elon University women’s basketball team was preparing for its first season under head coach Charlotte Smith.

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